Conservatives Triggered by Footballer

Ok, so the rightwing love to claim how cunt-sucking lefties are constantly on the “politically correct” bandwagon, however this claim does not come without a sense of Irony. Over this past week we have another news story of conservatives triggered by their own version of “political correctness.” What is the conservative sect of our population getting…

Alt Right: Alt Critical Thinking, Alt Fuckwits

‘Who the bloody fuck are the “alt rights”?‘ you may ask with your jaw dropped ready to take in a massive elephant penis. Well, as we know, the conservative movement is full of fucken traditionalist bullshit. When you scrape away some of the tradition, and you are left with the patriotism, national pride, hatred of…

God Isn’t Real: The Moral Argument

An argument that I hear consistently from the faithful when it comes to convincing everyone of the existence of God is known as the “argument from morality.” This argument originates from the ‘Summum Bonum‘ scrawling of Immanuel Kant who believed that humans desired to reach perfect happiness and virtue, and this was only possible if…

Conservatives Triggered by the Transgendered

Modernity has left planet earth with some pretty fucked up human beings. Today’s article expresses no exception to this rule. One of the things that has swamped right-wing media recently has actually been about where people decide they wish to take a mother-fucken, steaming pile, of moist shit. I am not kidding! If you are…

All Female “Oceans Eleven” Cast, Oh No!

I have just found the most compelling evidence for atheism. In fact, this piece of evidence is observable and anyone can see it. It’s quite simple really. Put it this way: why would an all-powerful being drop a bunch of stupid fuckwits on planet earth, that look like they pulled their reasoning right out of…

Religious Laziness

Conservative religious people appear to be among the most lazy arsewipes this planet has ever seen. Many of them will generalise and scape-goat entire groups of people to save having to look at the nuance of a situation or their own responsibility; for example, “terrorism” is a problem with Muslims, thus all we need to do…

Ignorant Persecution Complex, COMP: Today’s Top 3

  Today, I have chosen three of the biggest wankers to win awards for our “Ignorant Persecution Complex” competition. Third Place: Ben Stein The misleading title of this documentary from pretentious, pseudo-intellectual, creationist cunt, Ben Stein has earned him third-place of today’s ignorant quote competition. The concept of this entire piece of shit caught on…