Congratulations Teddy Cruisey.

Wow. Here we ago again with Ted mother-fucking Cruz. He has to be one of the most awkward and downright unintelligent fuckholes on the face of this mother-fucking-non-existent-god-damned earth! While on one of his anti-obama-care tirades, Mr Cruz was confronted with a woman who suffers from Multiple-sclerosis. MS is a terrible disease that wreaks havoc…

Alt-Right: Victim Blaming

Victim blaming has been a big, massive, throbbing hobby of the right-wing for many years. For example, if you happen to be a woman who has been raped and you come forward with an allegation, the right-wing will assess whether you were dressed appropriately to see how much of a victim you were. For example,…

Clinton: Was NOT a Left-Wing Candidate

DISCLAIMER: For all the easily-offended fucktards on this page who decided to click on this particular post and have a read, there is something I want you to know: if you perceive a gendered slur against Hillary Clinton, it is primarily because I think she is a cunt. I think Mr Trump is a cunt…

Mike Pence (Penny) and the Triggered Conservatives

Jesus-mother-fucken-H-Christ, the conservatives have been triggered again! For many years, the rightwing have been a particularly easy group of people to offend over menial bullshit. AGAIN, here they are over-reacting to another benign issue. On November 18, 2016, second-in-command-elect-el-presidentè Mike Penny visited the Hamilton Theatre on broadway. As he walked in to find himself a seat, some…

Alt-Right: Projection

Alright, so some American liberals have completely fucking overreacted to the presidential election. Donald Trump won, which totally fucking sucks. Mr Trump is a complete wanker, I get it, but do you really need to walk around the streets balling your eyes out like a bunch of spoilt brats who didn’t get their Sunday afternoon…