Jesus-mother-fucken-H-Christ, the conservatives have been triggered again! For many years, the rightwing have been a particularly easy group of people to offend over menial bullshit. AGAIN, here they are over-reacting to another benign issue. On November 18, 2016, second-in-command-elect-el-presidentè Mike Penny visited the Hamilton Theatre on broadway. As he walked in to find himself a seat, some members of the audience “booed” him, and Twitter began to thrive with life. At the end of the musical as Mr Penny was leaving, leading actor Brandon Victor Dixon decided to make an address. This is what he said:
“You know we have a guest in the audience this evening. Vice President-elect Pence I see you walking out but I hope you will hear us. Just a few more moments. There is nothing to ‘boo’ here ladies and gentlemen, we are all sharing a story of love. We have a message for you sir, and we hope you will hear us out. Vice President-elect Mike Pence we welcome you and we truly thank you for joining us here at Hamilton, an American Musical. We, sir, we are the diverse America whom are alarmed and anxious that your new administration will not protect us, our plant, our children, our parents or defend us or uphold our inalienable rights, sir. We truly hope this show has inspired you to uphold our American values and to work on behalf of all of us. All of us.We thank you for attending this show, a wonderful American story told by a diverse group of men women of different colours, creeds and orientations.“
Ok. First of all, there is nothing pretentious or inflammatory about this remark. It’s not as though Mr Dixon was asking Mike Penny to participate in the murder of ten thousand homeless dogs, or bend over a chair and wait for the giant pole of pulsating logic and reason to service his pre-lubricated arsehole. Brandon Dixon communicated that he was gracious that Mike Penny had joined them at the theatre, and shared his concern that the alt-right would not stand up for the rights of minorities. Whether you fucking agree with this point or not is not the issue here, what came next is the focus of this article.
One of the first responders to this benign piece of rhetoric was President-elect Donald fuck-pussy-hard Trump. You’d think that Mr Trump would have responded to Mr Dixon by advising him that his administration would be the best fucking thing since make-up sex with your hot ex-girlfriend. Instead, Mr trump took to Twitter like a whiny fucking bitch, and began complaining by saying:
Oh for fuck’s sake Trump! What ever happened to the big ‘tough guy’ approach, whereby we remove these ‘safe-spaces’ and uphold ‘freedom of speech’ regardless of how fucken offensive it is? Here we have the next president of the United States taking to Twitter like a little, fucking, teenaged bitch, arguing that theatres should be ‘safe-spaces’ and that Hamilton should apologise for their benign comments to Mr Penny. It appears that the most powerful men in the free world are ‘offended’ by the fact that not everyone has faith in them. Jesus-mother-fucken-H-Christ. Mr Trump continues:
How much of an easily triggered child does Mr Trump have to fucking be before the brainwashed rightwing notice that their leader is just an insecure wimp who can barely deal with criticism? Trump is arguing here that when civilians tell America’s leaders that they are worried about their administration, and to consider the diversity of the country, that THIS is harassment. Have we forgotten that Mr Trump is the same man who believes that we should not have been ‘offended‘ by the ‘locker-room talk‘ he participated in where he proudly boasted of grabbing women ‘by the pussy’ without consent? Have we forgotten that Mr Trump is the same man who once said, ‘Political correctness is killing our country,’ and is praised by the mindless sheep who follow him as a ‘straight talker‘? This fucking insecure cunt-stain expects everyone to deep-throat his rhetoric and swallow every drop of his opinions, while arguing that a person who is diplomatically sharing their concerns is displaying a form of harassment. You have got to be fucking kidding me!
Mr Trump wasn’t the only weak-minded fuck who had his lack of backbone on display for all to see. Newt Gingrich also has this to say of Mr Dixon’s comment:
At this point, I think that it is fucking clear that the alt-right has weak-arse leaders who are easily offended by benign shit. In the past, they were offended by people who did not share their faith, they were offended by interracial marriage, they were offended by homosexual people falling in love, and they were offended by transexual’s expecting to have the most basic of acknowledgment. Through it all, the right have been offended by one thing consistently, and that is, those who question their authority. Do this, and you will easily trigger any right-winger in power.
Dear Trump, Penny, Gingrich, and other alt-right members, I have some advice for you: how about you quite having a cry about how “easily triggered” the people around you are, while you yourself cannot fucking control how easily triggered you are by people who have a benign opinion. You fucking, hypocritical, wankers!