Trumped: Grabbing America by the Pussy. What now?

It has happened. Donald Trump has risen to the position of the most powerful office of the free world. As I have been saying the alt-right have been rising for quite some time, and they have finally risen to take their rightful place as head of the United States of America. To be honest, I am not entirely shocked. Hilary Clinton appeared to be leading for quite some time, but when push came to shove, she crumbled to pieces. A huge reason why the democrats have lost the 2016 election is that the Democratic convention continues to nominate weak motherfuckers to represent them. What the fuck democrats? Have you become so fucking indoctrinated with the establishment mantra that you no longer have the balls to stand for your values? Now, the American population is bending over an armchair, lubricating its massive arsecrack, and waiting for the massive, monolith of Conservative ideology to ram hard.

What will it look like during this Donald Trump presidency? Good question. The house, the senate, POTUS, and most likely SCOTUS will all be authoritarian-conservative. This means America may potentially revert back to the legacy left by George W Bush, and move further in that direction. Hatred of Muslims will remain on the rise, immigrants will be blamed for the countries economic problems, ethnic minorities will be blamed for crime, and social services will slowly crumble. Trump has also argued that the military will be rebuilt, he will focus his efforts on eradicating Islamic extremism, and consider using nuclear weapons on America’s enemies. In short, a Donald Trump presidency will look fierce, controlling, and authoritative.

One of the first ports of call for President Trump will be arse-rape Muslims. On 07/12/2015, Mr Trump called for a complete “shut down” on all travel for Muslims in and out of the United States. He plans to ban all Syrian refugees from entering into the United States, and kick out any refugees he finds within American borders, arguing that the Persian Gulf should pay for a heavily armoured safe-zone in Syria for those who wish to seek asylum. Trump also pledged in a Fox News interview on 02/12/2015 that he would annihilate the families of terrorists,”the other thing is with the terrorists, you have to take out their families. They, they care about their lives. Don’t kid yourself. But they say they don’t care about their lives. You have to take out their families.” So, if your cousin happens to be an Islamic terrorist, change your mother-fucking surname, because Mr Trump will be after you and your children.

Mr Trump will push his pro-life cognitive dissonance by fighting against abortions and fighting for the death penalty. On 16/09/2016, Mr Trump stated that he will oppose the use of federal funds for any abortion practice, and find a way to completely defund Planned-Parenthood. Trump continued to argue that the United States should protect life at all costs, and is only willing to allow abortion to be legal in cases of rape and if the mother’s life is in danger. Despite being such a strong crusader for “life,” Mr Trump stated on 22/09/2015 that the death penalty is fantastic, arguing that such a punishment would help to remove ‘roving bands of wild criminals.’ Trump also promised he would sign an executive order calling for the death penalty of anyone who kills a police officer. These ideas are already coming to fruition despite the fact that the Republican’s only just lost the vote.

There are many other fucked things that Mr Trump promised to do when he got into office. On 08/10/2015 in a Fox News interview, he promised to get rid of education regulation and the national education curriculum, and allow school districts to create their own systems. Trump has said on multiple occasion that he is going to axe funding for the Environmental Protection Agency, an agency that is responsible for enforcing the clean water act, controlling and banning deadly / dangerous pesticides, and regulating air pollution made by big corporations. Mr Trump also promised that the day after he becomes president he will begin construction of a concrete, rebar, and steel wall along the southern border; Mexico will pay for the wall that the Trump administration are going to build. Trump promised he would nationalise concealed / open carry licences for gun owners, and remove gun-free zones from schools and other public places.

Mr Trump, I just fucking hope that you were correct when you said the election is “rigged.” I hope you are just another lying-arse politician who will go back on his words. If Mr Trump ends up keeping his promises, if you are a woman, Islamic, left-wing, or some kind of minority, you are probably fucked. It take a nation of arsewipes to elect an arsewipe. Democrats, if you want to clean up this mess, then stop electing politicians who are a mess. That way, your arsehole can get a break for a change.

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