All Female “Oceans Eleven” Cast, Oh No!

I have just found the most compelling evidence for atheism. In fact, this piece of evidence is observable and anyone can see it. It’s quite simple really. Put it this way: why would an all-powerful being drop a bunch of stupid fuckwits on planet earth, that look like they pulled their reasoning right out of the grassy, moist arsehole of an Iranian camel? Surely God isn’t so stupid as to have created a bunch of fucken arsewipes like this next group of half-wits I am about to mention. This group of human beings are so pathetically fucked in their empty skulls, that I fail to see how any “intelligent designer” would have even thought to create them. Sorry, but I have more respect for non-existent-God than to think he created this next group of degenerate piles of fucken dog shit.

Oceans Eleven was a legendary film franchise. It originally starred Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack in 1960, and then it had an all-star cast in the 2001 remake. Warner Brothers entertainment has decided to begin casting for an all-female, all-star version Oceans film called “Oceans 8.” Yeah, so fucken what? There is absolutely nothing wrong with this at all. An all-female Oceans film sounds like an interesting idea. So far we have Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett, and Rhianna confirmed. I am sure there are other women who have been casted, but these women are just some of the women who have already put their hands up.

So, what the fuck is wrong with any of this? Abso-fucken-lutely NOTHING! The gripe I have is with the fucken cunts who are reacting to the fact that this is an all-female cast. When Sony announced that it was releasing the film Ghostbusters with an all-female cast, the regressive right-winged cunts of the internet lost their fucken collective shit when they heard about it. At least the regressive, overly sensitive- right-winged bags of shit waited for the trailer of Ghostbusters to surface before they began saying how much they hated it. With this new Oceans Eleven film that hasn’t even really begun filming yet, we are already seeing people reacting to it. You see, it is the existence of rightwing bags of shit with practically no intelligence that really make me question the idea of “intelligent design.” Sorry, but “intelligent design,” by definition, must take “intelligence” into account.

 

Exhibit A

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Michael, you dirty piece of unintelligent shit! Were you dropped on your fucken head as a child, or does this kind of pathetic rhetoric come naturally to you? What “content” are you critiquing fuck face? Do you have some kind of special access to the script? What “content” in Ghostbusters was “shit content” that you see in Oceans 8? I’ve heard some people critique Ghostbusters, suggesting that the script was poorly written, and the special-effects were pretty shit, but since NOTHING has been done on Oceans 8, I can only assume you are referencing the one major thing this film has in common with Ghostbusters: the gender of the cast. I mean, what the fuck are you talking about “shit content”? Are you suggesting that having an all-female cast is “shit content”?

Exhibit B

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Here we go again with Exhibit B. It appears that Fannie knows exactly what the intention of every person involved in the creation of this currently non-existent-film is. She knows that Oceans 8 is all about “playing the gender card.” First question I have for you Fannie, why the actual fuck did you pick that name on twitter? Is it because you post bullshit like this often? Second (technically third) question I have for you Fannie, why the fuck would it matter if they were “playing the gender card” anyway? So fucken what if they were? Does your liver rupture through your anal cavity, causing excruciating pain for two days as you slowly die of blood loss? Does you arsehole permanently clog and you eventually die of blood poisoning because your shit (along with all the toxins) end up getting reabsorbed in you bloodstream? Does god smite you with his bare hand? Why does it fucken matter if they were “playing the gender card”? Apart from the fact that you don’t even know whether they were doing this or not, this does not change the fact that this could potentially be a good film, nor does it actually fucken matter to anyone else but them. So, Fanny, I have an additional question for you, would you please fuck off?

Exhibit C

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To the author of Exhibit C, why the actual fuck does it concern you so much that they are swapping the genders around? Perhaps it is just fucken interesting. Having an all-female cast does not mean the film will be a “bomb.” Mr Howison, you degenerate scum-fuck, what pattern of all-female reboots are you following here? There has been one female reboot of an old film that reached mass-coverage, and that was Ghostbusters. The right-wing, regressive, social-justice, “sexism doesn’t exist anymore,” group of scum-fucks were batting their dicks off so hard when the Ghostbusters trailer came out on YouTube. It gave them something new to cum and complain about. Now, Mr Howison, you and your fucken regressive friends have begun complaining, and they haven’t even started filming the fucken thing! What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Besides, you are also giving us a correlation-causation fallacy and generalisation in less than 140 characters. The correlation-causation fallacy is that reboots are shit due to all-female casting, and the generalisation is about gender. Two fallacies in such a small space. That takes serious talent.

Listen, Exhibit A, Exhibit B, and Exhibit C, you seemingly are not basing your judgment of this film on anything you have seen. Your judgment is purely based on the news that it is an “all female” cast. For fucks sake! Are you fucken serious? This is blatant sexism, and to try and rationalise it in another way is simply putting lipstick on a pig. It’s time you fuckers faced up to reality, and opened your minds a little. It’s time we judged shit based on merit. How about you remove your logical fallacies from your sphincter and stick that line of reasoning up your arse?

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