Milo Yiannopoulos is a conservative, cockmuncher (too accurate) who writes for the Breitbart News [sic] Network. He is extremely rightwing, supports a ban on Muslims from the west, thinks atheists are complete morons, denies that there is such thing as a ‘minority group,’ and also has a rabid desire to shove his manicured dick up Donald Trump. What is even more intriguing is that while this guy is a crazy conservative, he also happens to be a homosexual, AND a Christian. The man is a walking contradiction of terms. Andrew Breitbart (founder of Breitbart News [sic] Network) believes (as does Milo) that conservatism is part of the ‘persecuted minority‘ when it comes to the Media. Yes, you read that sentence correctly, Milo Yiannopoulos believes that minority groups aren’t real, but also believes that conservatism is minimised in news media, in the entertainment industry, and on online social networks.
So, what do we deal with first? First of all, this guy is a huge advocate for conservative homosexuals, which, in itself is a ridiculous fucken notion. Conservatism is the biggest movement against homosexual practices, and in many industrialised countries around the world, the rightwing are fighting to stop homosexuals from having rights to marry, adopt children, and even be recognised as couples. A huge reason for their disdain for men fucking each other up the arse and lesbians doing what lesbians do is because “gawd hates dem fags!” In fact, basically every establishment rightwing politician was against homosexual marriage up until the past two or three years. So it is rather peculiar that Milo sees the conservative movement as a safe haven for gay people.
What he fails to recognise is that the conservatives of yesteryear would have grabbed faggots like himself, grabbed a massive garden fork, and shoved it right up his arse until it came out of his mouth. While I know some homosexuals might get a massive hard-on at the idea of something going up their arsehole, I can’t imagine that there would be many who want to be fucken impaled. Milo, conservatism has hated your kind for a long time. Is this just a modern example of Stockholm syndrome? What about the religion that you follow Milo? Your religious text kind of preaches against homosexuality, ‘If a man practices homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman, both men have committed a detestable act. They must both be put to death, for they are guilty of a capital offense,’ (Leviticus 20:13). That’s why Christians have been against it for a very long time. What the fuck Milo? What the actual fuck!?
Milo also claims to be a ‘provocateur.’ You know, someone who makes others think by being a complete and utter scum-fuck. The thing with a provocateur is that they generally stir up trouble without playing the victim card themselves, which is something that this semen filled pile of rightwing trash happens to do. You see Milo, I am a ‘provocateur,’ but when someone insults me on the internet or cry foul about something that I have written, I generally tend to let the insults fly until either they leave, or I feel like having a wank to porn. Quite honestly Milo, a ‘provocateur,’ doesn’t sit around whining about being banned from social networks, or claiming the status or martyrdom, which is exactly what you stated you were doing after you got banned from Twitter on the 20th July, 2016. Yeah, fuck off Milo. Leave the ‘provocateur’ bullshit to the adults who know what the fuck they are doing. Go wank to a Donald Trump speech, and stick a chocolate dildo up your arsehole, or something, you pathetic victim-riddled, pubic hair munching, cunt-stain! If you can’t take what you dish out, it’s time for you to go and cry in your little hole until you grow pubic hair of your own.
The next issue we come across is that Mr Yiannopoulos believes that the rightwing are an oppressed voice, while the left seem to ‘control’ everything. The big 3 news stations in the United States are, CNN, FOX, and MSNBC. If we compare the media of the United States to the rest of the world, these stations are far from what you would call “left wing news.” FOX is rabidly rightwing, CNN is establishment rightwing, and MSNBC is centre-right (maybe centrist if you are lucky). MSNBC is blamed for having a “liberal bias” by Fox, despite the fact that Roger Ailes originally set the fucker up in 1996. MSNBC journalists (or actors) could easily settle for jobs in centrist/centre-right news media across Europe. The only reason why anyone in the United States would consider MSNBC “lefty” is probably due to the fact that the United States has gone so fucken far to the right, that MSNBC simply suggesting that ‘Asians are allegedly human beings,‘ is seen as ‘left-wing propaganda.’
Fox News [sic] is the biggest network in the United States, and let’s not forget our great conservative, rich-cunt, friend Rupert Murdoch, who owns half the fucken News in the west. Mr Yiannopoulos, it’s time for you to stop slapping yourself in the face with strap-on dicks and observe reality. Most of the news in the west is conservative as all fuck. If MSNBC is the best that one of the wests biggest nations can produce, then all I can say is, it’s time for you to stop reading the labels of your precious hair products and begin doing some research in the shit you are commenting on.
‘Walking contradiction‘ doesn’t even begin to describe what this rightwing nutjob believes. ‘Milo Yiannopoulos Part II’ will cover some of my unfiltered thoughts on his latest Twitter issue. That will be CUMming soon. Stay tuned.